4. No more stench of steaming, melting garbage 不再有“臭氣熏天”的垃圾臭味了
The sun is great for lots of things: light keeping our planet alive. It’s also really good at taking something that already smells bad, and baking it until it smells like hot trash. But it's worse because it’s just everywhere. 對很多生物來講太陽是很好的，太陽提供光源讓我們的星球生存。但同樣地，太陽也很擅長把已經聞起來臭臭的東西烘成很熱騰騰的垃圾。更糟的是到處都有垃圾。
5. Don’t have to feel guilty about being on the internet 不必為上網感到內疚
Listen, it’s okay, we understand. The internet is way cooler than exercise, fresh air, and socializing. But, once winter comes around, it’s hyber-netting time! It’s cold and windy outside, time to sit by the fire and internet until next year。沒事的我們都理解。比起運動鍛煉、新鮮空氣及與人交往，網絡當然是帥氣得多。但是一旦冬天臨近，那就是超級網蟲的時間了。外面又冷還刮風，是時 候坐在火堆旁上上網了，一直上網到明年吧。
6. Sayonara swimsuit anxiety和泳裝焦慮癥說再見
Didn’t reach your ultimate beach body goal this summer? That’s okay, because it’ll be over soon and you don’t have to worry about swimsuits and your figure for the rest of the year! In fact, you don’t have to worry about bathing suits and overly crowded beaches。在這個夏天沒有達到你最終的身材目標？沒關系，因為這個夏天很快就過去了，在剩下的時間里，你也不必擔心泳裝和身材的問題。實際上，你不 必擔心的問題除了泳衣還有過度擁擠的沙灘。
7. No more menial summer job不用再做廉價暑期工
Summer is great, while summer jobs are not so much. Say goodbye to retail, flippin’ burgers or serving ice-cream to jerk kids, whatever you crazy kids do these day for money. Back to the grind, homework, tests, wait, all of these things suck, too。夏天很不錯，但暑假工就沒這么好了。不管你們是做什么來賺錢，向零售、烙牛肉餅和向討厭的小朋友賣冰淇淋這些零碎工作說再見吧。回歸老生活，做作 業、考試... 等等！這些事兒也同樣令人討厭啊！
8. Pretty much every T.V. show and sport is back on各大電視臺各檔節目和各項體育賽事回歸
SNL, Family Guy, Modern Family, whatever it is you watch, it’s back on come fall. I mean, unless you’re into True Blood. So grab your internet, camp out in front of the tv, and brace yourselves: winter is coming。《周六夜現場》、《惡搞之家》、《摩登家庭》，不管你看的是哪一檔節目，在秋季它們都會回歸(當然也許你愛看的是《真愛如血》)。重拾你的 興趣，在電視機前“安營扎寨”，抱著自己說：冬天來了。
