《藍精靈》、《變形金剛》、《忍者神龜》，這些80后耳熟能詳的童年伙伴在今天看來有著懷舊的親切感。小編的一位朋友以動畫片看的多少來衡量童年是否完整，以動畫片的經典程度來衡量童年的幸福指數。你的童年完整不完整，幸福不幸福呢？不完整不幸福的就好好的用經典的動畫片來彌補童年的缺失吧。
The smurfs藍精靈The smurfs藍精靈
教材：The smurfs藍精靈
課程主題：共產主義實現了！(Communism works!)
課程大意：藍精靈村里的居民們共享著勞動成果、穿著相似的工裝、"齊心合力開動腦筋斗敗了格格巫"--這不正是馬克思所說"各盡所能，按需分配"的最好體現么？
課程原文：For naysayers who point to the Former Soviet Union as proofthat communism is inherently flawed, may we merely direct yourattention to Smurf Village, where everyone shares everything, wearssimilar utilitarian clothing, battles Gargamel and histurn-Smurfs-to-gold get rich quick schemes and obeys the dictatesof a bearded, red hat-wearing, benevolent authority figure. QuothComrade Papa: "From each according to his abilities, to eachaccording to his needs." Really, he actually said that。
課程總結：藍精靈村里只有一個藍妹妹卻有30個小伙子的男女比例恐怕不甚樂觀，那得多少時間學校才有個新學生咧？
總結原文：However, the sexual politics of Smurf Village, with its onefemale for every 30 guys, did go a long way towards preparing usfor freshman year of college。
Popeye the Sailor大力水手教材：Popeye the Sailor大力水手
課程主題：多吃菠菜有好處。(Spinach is good for you。)
課程大意：盡管菠菜不如糖果、冰激淋美味，但它富含你體內所需的維他命和礦物質，能讓你的肌肉像艦艇上的炮彈一樣大爆發。總之想要打敗惡棍贏得美女，多吃菠菜吧！
課程原文：Sure, it doesn't taste as good as candy, ice cream oropium, but it's full of essential vitamins and minerals that'llmake your muscles explode like battleship cannons. If you want totriumph over the bullying Blutos of the world and win theaffections of your own lovely, leggy Olive Oyl, pound a can ofspinach at least once a day. Or put it in your corncob pipe andsmoke it, like everybody's favorite ornery, mumbling sailorman.Toot toot!
課程總結：看看美國職業棒球聯盟的類固醇丑聞，你就知道大力水手是怎樣影響了一代人讓他們不惜一切想要變得更強健。需要指出的是女主角奧利弗也許是第一個厭食癥患者。
總結原文：You only need to look at the steroid scandal rocking MajorLeague Baseball to see that Popeye raised a generation that iswilling to use performance enhancers. Also, it should be pointedout that Olive Oyl was the first anorexic sex symbol。
He-Man and the Mastersof the Universe 希曼教材：He-Man and the Mastersof the Universe 希曼
課程主題：成為同性戀也沒關系。(It's OK to be gay。)
課程大意：金發剪成帥氣的發型、淺黃色的雙頭肌、棕褐色的光滑身軀，擁有魔劍和舉世無雙的力量；此外他還動不動把他的帥氣朋友邀請到自己的城堡來……囧
課程原文：Look at this guy: golden locks cut in a tasteful bob, buffbiceps, tanned, toned, hairless torso, a magic sword and mostimportantly, fabulous powers. What's more, He-Man invites hishandsome friends, the Mastersof the Universe, to come hang out inhis castle anytime. Of courseSkeletor and his fugly cohorts arenever allowed access to the secrets of He-Man's dark, dry palace.Yes, we had He-Man toys,like Ram-Man, Trap-Jaw and even CastleGrayskull. We also had afavorite pair of tighty whiteys that hadHe-Man on one cheek and Skeletor on the other, battling over ourasshole. But did merely owning and wearing that underwear make usgay?
課程總結：擁有希曼卡通里面的玩具周邊以及服飾內衣內褲之類的會不會真的讓男孩子變成同性戀呢？這是一樁很復雜的問題，但一句話回答：是的。
總結原文：As regards the above question, it's a very complex matter,but in a word: yes. (For more on depictions of homosexuality in'80s cartoons, please see Care Bears。)
Teenage Mutant NinjaTurtles 忍者神龜教材：Teenage Mutant NinjaTurtles 忍者神龜
課程主題：愛普爾·奧尼爾真的很贊！(April O'Neil is really hot。)
課程大意：紅發黃衫，同住在地底下的非人類一起吃批薩吃得歡，甚至不介意同穿著粉紅色和服的老耗子一起出門。說真的，這女孩子是怪胎。
課程原文：She's got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and getsdown with an thropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing todo with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O'Neil. Shedoesn't even mind hanging with that old man-rat wearing a pinkkimono! This girl is a freak, for real. I've got one word for youdude: cowabunga. Cowabunga that chick in your underground lair allnight long。
課程總結：要是你稱呼自己的女朋友為"兄弟"或者只吃批薩不吃別的，你女朋友不生氣才怪咧！
總結原文：Mistakenly thought our girlfriend would be cool with it ifwe called them dude or ate nothing but pizza。
Transformers變形金剛教材：Transformers變形金剛
課程主題：不小心點的話，機器人會把我們都殺絕的。(If we're not careful, robots will killus all。)
課程大意：老實告訴你吧，要真的有一天機器們把人類擠下食物鏈頂端的時候，我們大概都會站在兩邊滿腔熱情地揮舞著博派的小旗子。現實一點好不好，被外星汽車吃掉很挫誒。
課程原文：This is a humbling lesson for any child to learn, but aneasy one to accept, consideringTransformers was one of the coolestcartoons of the '80s. Would the Unabomber have renounced hisviolent ways if he were to witness the sheer stunning spectaclethat is Grimlock? Hard to say, since he didn't have a TV. But wewill tell you one thing: when machines replace humans at the top ofthe food chain, we'll be standing on the sidelines, waving ourAutobot flag with fervent pride. Because, let's face it, gettingeaten by an alien car would suck。
課程總結：這就是為什么我們不開本田車，還有睡前必須給電視機罩上罩子。
